And, what?, hot pants? Was that it?
There was also something about some saucy boots....Phil?
You best be packing for the playa, like, now!....I know how you wait until the last minute.
ok, so Nancy's Army of Red Headz special request list for Phil:
Fishnets
Hot pants
Armani Jacket
Platform boots-preferably with hardware...but whatever...long as they are platforms
A beautiful top hat. (I imagine you would look splendid in a top hat...is not, a Magrite style Bowler hat would be lovely)
Fur? You got fur? How high are your boots? Perhaps you need some fur leg warmers for those chilly playa evenings (evenings, ha)
hmmmm, I shall think on this list....but for now, you can haul out one of those Costco bins, and start filling it with costuming, you handsome lad...no night before packing this year....m'kay?
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There was also something about some saucy boots....Phil?
You best be packing for the playa, like, now!....I know how you wait until the last minute.
ok, so Nancy's Army of Red Headz special request list for Phil:
Fishnets
Hot pants
Armani Jacket
Platform boots-preferably with hardware...but whatever...long as they are platforms
A beautiful top hat. (I imagine you would look splendid in a top hat...is not, a Magrite style Bowler hat would be lovely)
Fur? You got fur? How high are your boots? Perhaps you need some fur leg warmers for those chilly playa evenings (evenings, ha)
hmmmm, I shall think on this list....but for now, you can haul out one of those Costco bins, and start filling it with costuming, you handsome lad...no night before packing this year....m'kay?
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 2:02 PMalso....
If you are looking for placement in your themecamp....that is us:
Nancy's Army of Red Headz. You know it. Better red than dead. -
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 2:11 PMOh Nancy you know me too well - yeah NO more last minute packing. That sucked big time. Though I did wake up in Reno in a strange car with a bunch of people I had never met before who are now the best of friends. ;)
Hint hint nancydoll - i would love to make a sleeveless fur hoodie like you made for Brian - can you show me how? I have a sewing machine and I can get fur - can i just drape a trash bag around me and cut holes to make the pattern or is it more complicated?
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Thu, May 19, 2005 - 2:43 PMhehehehehe....send me the fur, and your measurements....do include ALL of your measurements, just, you know, in case, and cuz, and stuff... -
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 9:38 AMhmmmm, hmmm, hmmmm....she is tapping her foot...
ok, in all seriousness...these are the measurements I need:
waist,
hip,
chest,
length from center top shoulder to waist (measured at curve of neck and shoulder)-front and back,
width from neck to shoulder,
length from under arm to waist; underarm to hip,
width across the back at underarms;at upper shoulder,
width of back at waist,
length from clavical hollow to center front waist.
That ought to do it. You will need someone to help you with these measurements, so make it fun.
In the meantime, I will just wait here and tap my foot.
(2 yards of fur...if there is anything left over, you get accessories!)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:21 AMI am far away and cannot take Phil's measurements from here, unless I can find a REALLY LONG tape measure.
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:24 AMPS: By my saying "the bay area", that does not mean a certain region of Phil's anatomy, specifically. I meant, is there anyone who lives closer who can take Phil's measurements. That is, measure him, and not just his "bay area". -
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:29 AMPPS: And while I don't know if "bay area" is a euphamism for any region of the body, I no doubt, believe that someone will come up with one. And while the measurements need to be taken, please ask, with respect to the "no means 'I'm on the fence on that one'" mentality, before invading Phil's "bay area".
By this I mean, before prodding, groping or wrapping any area that could be construed as a "bay area" you must first ask, in a polite, whispery way, near the ear and breathing on the neck, if it is okay. Then, whatever he may say, do what you want. -
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:31 AMPPPS: I misspelled euphemism.
AND....by my saying to do "what you want" to Phil, remember that there are things that you may not "want" to do to Phil, but you must do, nonetheless. -
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:32 AMPPPPS: I love the word, nonetheless.
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:57 AMYOU PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME HERE!!!!!!!!
I am disturbing everyone around me with my inexplicable laughter in the midst of this otherwise placid (i said PLACID, people...) coffee shop.... still, and even now, yipes. I have the best friends ever :)
Comedy is all about timing and delivery; true heroes always arrive in the nick of time. You got it all baby :)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 10:50 PMBrian, I love that you love words. I think if there were such thing as Extreme Poetry, you would be the Extreme Poet's Poet Extreme :)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:02 AMShe's my foot tappin' mama alright ;)
nancy, again you read my mind - I was gonna ask today just what measurements you need and there it is :)
I am still in Santa Barbara with my son, but I return to my San Francisco home tomorrow night. And there, I know I can get some Bay Area euphemisms taken care of. I will report back :)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:06 AM~ I spelled it right ;)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:05 AMYou said, "clavical hollow."
That's one of the three sexiest places on the human body, and one of the coolest places to kiss - I've never heard it called a "clavical hollow," and I LOVE it. Thanks for that marvelous addition to my vocabulary :)
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 3:48 PMSince I'm in the bay area and somewhat in love with Phil's grey area I'd be happy to take on the task of measuring - we'll anything necessary - by any means necessary.
Warning. I've got a tape measure and I know how to use it!
P-doggy
and yes, I'll pay special attention to the clavical hollow, though I might need to hunt around to find it.
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Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:41 PMPhil's *bay area* is the new black. -
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Mon, May 23, 2005 - 3:04 PMtap tap tap
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Tue, May 24, 2005 - 2:53 PMfur-trapping! hahahahahahhaaahahahahahahaha! ha!
I love that!
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Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:39 PMhey - i thought this was a family show!!!
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